Tuesday, September 26, 2006

mmmm... pudding

Someone over at ND Nation found this wonderful rant of Detroit radio guy Mike Valenti- it starts about 7 1/2 to 8 minutes in. Truly one of the better on-air meltdowns ever.

Mike is as mad as hell, and he's not gonna take this anymore.

Among the gems spewed out:

"you had them by the throat, and instead of cuttin it real deep and watching the blood spurt all over, you let them get to halftime so 'fatboy' can feed them pudding"

"I did my job! I did my job!"

"I'm not going to call out individual players" (immediately preceeded by five minutes of Drew Stanton bashing, and immediately followed by some more).

"Note to John L. Smith: Learn the f-in rules and understand that your timeouts are not like cell-phone minutes! they don't carry over!"

"Pucker! Pucker! Pucker!... 34-17 against Michigan... pucker pucker pucker!"

There's another file that has the entire show (4 hours), in which Terry Foster loses control during the call in segment immediately following this while trying to get Mike to calm down. It's truly a beautiful day to be Irish.

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