Well, it appears that Sparty has made his decision

Rumor has it the DC of the Cleveland Browns will soon be announced as the new MSU head coach.

Good luck buddy. And SPARTY ON, DOOD!

That said, it's now time to move on to more important subjects, which I shall elaborate on tomorrow night, but for now will sum up merely with the following sentiment:

I absolutely loathe the University of Southern California.

(PS- You chose a mascot with no balls. Does that accurately represent your team? My informants say yes.)