We all need an Andre the Giant in our lives

Someone who makes our own alcoholism seem a little less raging. I used to think I drank a lot. Then I read about Andre in Modern Drunkard, and you know what? I don't drink shit. That man, he drank. I find it particularly amusing that Hulk Hogan served as his beer wench, and downright gut-busting that Andre used to pelt him with empties (which Hogan would count to know when it was time to get off the bus and get a fresh case).

I think this calls for a contest:

If anyone can document themselves pelting Hulk Hogan with empties (and getting away with it, without resorting to running away screaming like a ninny), I will give you a shiny nickel.